They ain't likely to show much of me when they got important folk like that sheep fella.

Oh, on the contrary, Mr. Clapper.

Your meeting with the sheep will be the high point of the telecast.

Yeah, I know, boy.

I ain't going to be making no speeches nor holding up no signs.

Come on, Miss Jean.

Well, it's almost time to go on the air.

Are there any further questions?

However, now that I am associated in this American oil venture, I hope to be able to afford many more.

How do you feel about that, Mr. Clampett?

Well, with that many wives, a fella could be pretty sure of coming home at night and finding at least one in a good mood.

Makes a great climax.

Well, uh, Mr. Brewster, 10 seconds.

Oh, thank you.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Bill Baldwin speaking to you from the boardroom of the O.K.

Oil Company, which is today the scene of a very important news event.

The meeting of two oil kings.

Mr. J.D.

Clampett of Beverly Hills,