So wait, you have a boyfriend?

Kamala, please meet my white boyfriend.

I shouldn't be flitting about with a boyfriend like Carrie Bradshaw.

Ladies, I have an official announcement to make.

I'm an idiot.

I've got an interview.

She gave me an F on a worksheet.

Do you know how many disgusting skin conditions I had to see?

Yeah, we had too many girls try out for soccer.

I already got an I-Pretzel New York T-shirt to fit in with the locals.

Or is that something an enabler of toxic masculinity would say?

I have devastating news.

We just haven't had any girl candidates aside from you who are up to par.

A campus visit looks great on an application, so this should really help your chances.

In a single day, Devi had lost both a round-trip ticket and a lover-turned-friend.

Well, being an adult means taking responsibility for your belongings, so you'll just have to use your savings.

After an already rocky start to her senior year, Davey was now facing down a full-blown avalanche.

If you are such an expert on robotics and have nothing left to learn, then tell me what that means.

Look, Skeet, can't we just get a door from an old clunker in a junkyard and just swap it in?

No, no one has said that ever.