Been a star less an hour and already got me a girl.

Get in this car and drive for your life, boy.

Take a look at me.

Dash promised me a screen test, and he's going to come through.

A movie star to see me?

You and me can still be sweethearts.

Oh, and a better conversationalist, too.

And let me tell you, Granny, it is miserable work.

Would you like to watch me today and learn how?

But old Dash come out and kicked up such a fuss, they sent me back to the studio.

Me and her is the best part of this movie starring business.

Sorry, Mr. Gordon, I had a file failure and didn't get a thing.

Same thing could happen to me now that I'm a star.

I was just standing there on the set and this big light fell down and hit me right on the head.

Yeah, he's a movie star, and he's moving right along, too.

And if he's still in one piece, we've got a scene where he rushes into a burning cabin to rescue the girl, and it collapses.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And I wouldn't trust none of them any further than I could fling a anvil.

Yeah, and Uncle Jed, being a movie star ain't all that it's cracked up to be.