And a dashboard, too.

She tries to fit me in between the furnace repairman and the high school janitor.

Give me one good reason.

You've got to be kidding me.

Just call me Mr. Crisis Intervention.

It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.

Well, thank you one and all, and keep hope alive.

Mom, mom, you have to help me.

Tell me, Christina, when you're not busy delivering your little newspapers and acting like a moron and boring people with idiotic conversation, what do you do in your spare time?

Read it and weep.

Hi, Mom and Dad.

And there they are!

Basically, what my urologist told me was to

Thanks for making an ass out of me.

Thank you, one and all.

And poor young Kenny here.

Folks, if you don't mind, let me interrupt your little simple-minded idiotic chit-chat here and share something very special with you.

Please join Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Charlie Sheen, and me tomorrow night for the original Fox Night at the Movies presentation of Young Guns.

Mr. Donald Peterson, personal and confidential.

And it happened in our lifetime.