You know, Donald, I have to hand it to you.

Mom, mom, you have to help me.

You have so much to live for.

Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

I'd like to invite each of you to come up here now and

As most of you know, I've continued to prosper.

I'd like to stab you with this plastic fork.

You've got melon customers that want to buy melons from you.

But then again, as your less successful cousin who's always hated your stinking guts, I just want to remind you that you're an adult free to do whatever you want to do, son.

This letter is to inform you that you are now 10 days past due on your loan payment.

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, kicking a man when he's down.

Somebody that just loves to learn Another child grows up to be Somebody that just loves to burn Mom loves the both of them You see it's in the blood

Dad, what do you say I run down to the basement and get our Uzi?

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.

Well, we'll see what you think when your old man has to shovel me off his patio.

Allow me to read you something that I discovered during a routine search of Donald's Beyond Fabulous Chevette.

And you're not getting out of it, so you better unstrap that little paddle and start preparing to be miserable, the way we're doing.

As most of you probably know, I had to fire the boy that cuts our grass because I caught him stealing a power drill out of the garage.

decadence well i think i'll just leave a little calling card for you donald about a couple of tuna balls stuffed nicely back in the glove compartment i would love to see your face when these babies turn rife in a couple of days best of falco why does the phrase socially retarded come to mind