Clapper Castle.

You belong in the castle.

I ain't oafing for nobody.

We don't belong in no castle.

You done inherited yourself a castle.

Maybe oaths go for half air.

Hey, that throne ain't for you.

Now, you get busy and arrange for passports and buy airline tickets for all of us.

Go get him ready for the trip.

A castle ain't a castle without its crawling with barlats and trolls and turtles and such.

How do you like my castle dress?

Would I have critters at the castle?

I got me a real for sure offer.

And Ellen May, these costumes are strictly for pageantry.

Gee, Mr. Clampett is hardly prepared for such honors.

I just spent $500 for that beautiful English outfit.

It ain't for Puzz to assure where you're going.

Miss Hathaway, Sir Jethro is waiting for his oaf.

I know you consider this a great financial opportunity for you and your bank, but think about the Clampetts for a moment.

This here is what the Queen favors for her nights.