Oh, what a perfect day.

I'm so lucky to be able to live in such a nice, beautiful, safe neighborhood.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Are you all right?

Oh.

Oh.

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

With the possible exception of Charles Durning.

I'm so sorry.

I'm usually a very careful driver, but I was on the car phone with President Bush and I got distracted when Queen Elizabeth came in on call waiting.

I have no idea who they are.

But anyway, it's not your fault.

I just thought this was one of those days where I was semi-solid and cars could go right through me.

I don't think so.

Look at your legs.

Oh.

They're always like that.

Well, actually, no, this one's usually wrapped around my neck.

Here, I'll get it.