Hold your horses.

Vengeance is yours!

It's your party, Gus!

You're battling your alter ego.

Hey, your cockfights suck, you bastard.

Your cock fights suck, you bastard.

Your cock fights suck, you bastard.

Go ahead, relive your glory days.

Here, me lord, I'm at your service.

You've proved your loyalty to me by saving my life.

I guess you can't hurt me because I'm not of your time.

Well, now that I've changed your life for the better, as well as gently guided your sweet, throbbing civilization towards peace, I can now take my leave.

Um, one, wouldn't it have been better to discuss your complaint with the captain?

I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.

and I've come back to your era using a special time drink that I call Time Juice.

If you don't evacuate right now on the goodly captain over there, your future will be thus.

And look, all I gotta say to you is, you have got to make water on your captain.

Well, now that I have your attention, there is this waffle maker downtown that I've had my eye on.

Well, everything will be okay as long as I don't put the idea of whizzing on the captain in your head.

Suit yourself, Romeo, but I am as hot as a cat on a tin roof, so haul your butt into the boudoir.