30 seconds, we're on the air.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Well, thanks just the same, Mr. Sheet, but I ain't got no wife.

Not even one?

Mr. Trappett, it's a widower, Your Highness.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Makes a great climax.

Well, uh, Mr. Brewster, 10 seconds.

Oh, thank you.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Bill Baldwin speaking to you from the boardroom of the O.K.

Oil Company, which is today the scene of a very important news event.

The meeting of two oil kings.

Mr. J.D.

Clampett of Beverly Hills,

Look, there's Uncle Jed.

Sucky Dick, it's Pa on the television.

Wave, Jed, wave.

The ruler of that desert kingdom of Tahir, Cheek Ali Ben Abed.

Who's that goomer?