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Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Once we have the uniforms and credentials,

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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And the second those wheels touch the ground, you hit the emergency brake.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Redneck Comedy Tour!

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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- What?! Oh, no! - And that's not the worst part.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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I'm broke and jobless.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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And everything in between.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Secure your own mask first, and then assist the child!

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Both the pilots are unconscious, and we're in a nosedive.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Then Joe and I will sneak into the flight attendants' lounge

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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"and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I've ever seen."

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Take a firm hold of the throttle, and pull the red mixture knob out slowly.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Lois, I'm the whole reason he lost his job and his house.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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Cleveland, Joe and I will board the plane posing as flight attendants.

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or I could just stand over there and drink from the lake.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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- And though I came from a hole - And though he came from a hole

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...hundreds and hundreds of years old.

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- And what do you got? - 8,008.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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You put yourselves on the line and you gave me my life back.

Family Guy (1999) - S05E12 Comedy

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At which point, Quagmire is forced to step in and land the plane safely,

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gone home, and mercilessly beat his wife.