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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Forever and ever.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And now, one year hence, he's returning to rectify his mistake and...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And that includes you. Understood?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. And no pickles!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...and a heart that seeks purity?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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So let's just deliver the check and...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yes. And this cake is yours, too.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"is violence in movies and sex on TV

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Clowns and petting zoos book months in advance.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And I don't think you've got the grapes!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Then she stood up by herself and started walking!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Boy, it sure is great being thin and popular.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...and then we can start the party, I hope.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"It seemed my prison cell was getting smaller and smaller.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And if they win enough tickets, they get a prize.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'll defend myself, and the hell with all of you!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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There, I've gone and soiled myself. Are you happy now?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...right here in the safety and comfort of our own home.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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You know what's nice? Having a friend like Meg. And kittens.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yeah. I can do, like, a handstand, and some somersaults maybe.