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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'll defend myself, and the hell with all of you!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...right here in the safety and comfort of our own home.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Not without seven years of ballet and two of jazz tap, we're not.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And trust me, you did not want the one of Al Roker with the Hershey Kiss nipples.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And part of growing up means facing your problems head on.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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They also get food, cake, and your choice of ice-cream flavors...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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The man in white. Of course.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Not before the rest of us!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Holy crap! It's The Children of the Corn!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Children, the time of ascension has arrived.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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So let's just deliver the check and...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And I don't think you've got the grapes!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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For the love of God. Haven't any of you ever been in a cult before?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I want to get the hell out of here!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...and then we can start the party, I hope.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Okay, I'll call the parents and let them know the party's here.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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He must be the hired professional of whom they spoke.