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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Can I go?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"I was quite sure that soon I would be dead.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Sure. I can do that.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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The guy who sold it to me said it was delicious and erotic.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Now, listen to me, Jolene.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I offer you the opportunity to join me in glorious battle.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Somebody's got to die with me.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Mr. Griffin, can we come to Stewie's party, too?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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The more I try to make friends, the more people hate me.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...and then we can start the party, I hope.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I miss my mom. Me, too.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I don't get it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"It seems the domestic overseers are plotting against me.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yeah. I can do, like, a handstand, and some somersaults maybe.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I got cash! I'll take it!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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- Meg and I had a little father-daughter talk. - It seems to have worked.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I win every time! I get to go, right?