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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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"Lisa got straight A's, and Bart--

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- A tattoo? - A what?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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And then I want a Goop Monster.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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a decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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And then I want a great big, giant--

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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A Simpson.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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and we must insist on a cash payment up front.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Uh-- A pony?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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A beautiful sight

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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and a credit card that won't set off that horrible beeping.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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And with a lock on last place, it's Santa's Little Helper.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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with a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Receiving a big fat check for a job well done.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- It's a sign! It's an omen! - It's a coincidence, Dad.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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A little squeak toy.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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and I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his sleigh.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Can't you take a hint?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Walking in a winter wonderland

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Nobody knows. It's a secret.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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A dog! All right, Dad!