Somebody answer the phone!

Well, we won't have time to put his name on the door.

I don't know.

Hey, don't film me!

Just don't sit there.

Don't worry about that.

Don't come back now, hear?

Oh, now don't do that.

I don't see why not.

Now, would you mind showing Mr. Clampett to his office, please?

Must be, I don't see nothing else around.

Don't waste a moment on this place, Mr. Clampett.

You don't want to take him to the woodshed, or should I?

I reckon even movie stars don't eat like that every day.

I'm sorry I complained, but a little dirt and brush don't bother me.

Oh, that's mighty flattering of you, ma'am, but don't let these fancy duds fool you.

I don't blame you for being a mighty rile, but on behalf of Granny and me, I want you to know that you're welcome in Clampett City.

Yeah, but don't worry, tomorrow I'm going to wear my old clothes and I'll get this all weeded out here and I'll fill it in with cement.

If that Jethro don't get down here and drive me over to the studio, I ain't gonna have time to make more than one or two movies today.

Excuse the looks of the place.