I'm Jed Clampett.

Where's it taking you, Jed?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

And I want to tell you something, Jed.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Hillbilly, that is.

What a picture is worth a thousand words.

That's a sign.

With a monkey.

Set a spell.

As a taxpayer, you have a right to know.

Fetch me a ladybug.

You're a weather sign.

That's a good sign.

That's a good sign.

Weather balloon A-OK.

I'm just a Clampett.