I'm Jed Clampett.

Where's it taking you, Jed?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

And I want to tell you something, Jed.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Just for a little ride.

I do, for a fact.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Perfect for a weenie roast at the beach.

He ain't such a bad fella when you get to know him, for a government man.

Hillbilly, that is.

That's a dead for sure positive certain sign it's going to rain tonight.

We helped pay for them?

For a beetle that says it ain't gonna rain tonight, I want my money back!

Looks like we's headed for trouble.

I know it's asking a heap, but if you can pull your eyes open for a minute, yonder is something you don't see every day.

Really, has all this been for naught?

Can we try out for the Dodgers?