Jed Clampett?

You know something, Uncle Jed?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Jethro, your Uncle Jed's calling you.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

You are Jed Clampett's closest friend and confidant.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Now, Jed, I'm all for sharing with the dry steams, but don't you think we ought to ask them to have a closed mouth as to where they got them?

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin, and they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

We have been friends for a long time.

Uncle Jed, you know it's awful difficult to count these rascals the way they's thrashing around in this creek water?

Hillbilly, that is.

Now, you mean that unless I miss my guess, Jed Clampett has developed and is manufacturing an amphibious machine of fantastic capabilities.

According to my cook, Jethro took a poke at him for absolutely no reason.

Gentlemen, as good, loyal Americans, I think we should take an oath that the secrets of Jed Clampett's awesome experiments will never leave this room.

Speaking of the lad, my cook tells me that Jethro is responsible for a slight altercation.

Do you have something for the clavets?

A kitten?

Besides, they invited me back there for supper.