The Beverly Hillbilly.

Kelly May, we're going back home.

Hillbilly, that is.

If I ever do get married, I want to keep my wife here at home.

Well, Jed, you know the finest career that a woman can have is getting married and making a home.

For who?

As you ride home the long last mile She'll make you feel it was all worthwhile You'll be full of pride, so satisfied You order, you order, you order the mail order bride

For Flatt and Scruggs?

Well, you, for instance.

We will for a fact, Granny.

But they're doing it for Ellie Mae.

We're hoping to play for Jed Clampett's wedding.

Everybody to the fancy eating room for lunch.

I wouldn't trade our husbands for Cary Grant.

Them lazy women of yours ready for breakfast yet?

Well, that's what we get for married city girls.

Dressing for dinner and rubbing elbows with movie stars.

That's how we can find a wife for Mr. Clapper.

I got everything ready for their grits and jowl lesson.

Well, Louise, that's what we get for marrying country boys.