There's no such thing as a frail woman.

Well, the first thing you know, oh, Jed's a millionaire.

No, don't wait!

Really, I don't.

He can't do a thing as long as I'm in there.

Yeah, this is gonna make things kind of awkward.

Writing this story for a term paper in sociology is one thing.

Don't you worry, Mr. Drysdale.

Don't tell him I said anything.

The Beverly Hills Police don't take kindly to vagrants.

Now, I don't want to get you people involved.

I don't want the Klampus to know what a fake my wife is.

I don't know who's coming or when, but I do know the law.

And if the Clampetts don't back up your story, he can sue for libel.

I guess I'm not too handy in this sort of thing, and I do have to speak to Miss Hathaway before she leaves.

Now, why don't you get out of my way and I'll do my job, huh?

Chief, you don't expect me to... Now, you're not going to let me down again, are you?

Young lady, I don't hold with that kind of talk, especially in front of Ellie Mae here.