Come through with good old Mark.

Old-fashioned? What's next? Put you in a chastity belt

and make you... drive around in an old-fashioned car?

Thanks for the call. This beats being home in the same old trousers.

He thinks you and I should see less of each other. He's old-fashioned.

'Jeff's apparent mate, who would never try to nick his bird from under his stupid old-fashioned nose.

- Sixth-form college. - That's the old college.

for crimes against being an old fucker.

Well, let's be honest. I suppose the best man won.

'I'm staring into the abyss. I don't like the look of the abyss.'

Why the sudden urge to join the pool league?

I'm starving! It's not fair. You can't make a hungry man jump!

So basically, man is programmed to do two things - kill and knob.

So I'm the fluffer?

'I've entered the abyss.

And knob the corpse.

Right. Mine's the blonde.

Get away from the door or I will give you the broom!

- Jeff's? - He's in the bog.

Let me finish the S.