got off with this girl.

I've got a plan. Trek the Andes. I've got a mate and he did it.

Looks like we got ourselves a Humpty.

Because I've got a cough.

'Sophie got pregnant and he ended up... getting married? Got to think through these plans.

'What a surprise - you haven't got any because you're a gristle-head.

Should we go for a drink?

Do you have a problem with that?

Got a mission for you. Need a few rubber johnnies and I'm not dressed.

Please don't. Jeff's my mate. We've got a bond.

Does he come at you with a stick?

I got a pair. The straps go all the way up, like a Roman sandal.

No. Sure, we could do a sponsored something.

Right. Sorry. 'I think I've got a pretty good hand.

If you can't have sex with a monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.

Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?

'what with falling towards the ground with only a massive rubber band between me and...

A mate just called. He has a poker school. If you're interested in losing a bit of money, we could go.

Mike's arse. Quite a nice arse he's got on him, wouldn't you say?

I'm off to five-a-side with Jeff. Can I take a couple of Garfields as shinpa... Jesus Christ!