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The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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I'm the three-hole punch version of Jim,

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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and they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month...

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations,

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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That's just a figure of speech, you know.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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What do you mean? Of course, martial arts training is relevant.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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We're really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Of course, I would take that job in Maryland because it's double the pay

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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So you got the fax.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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How about the ultimate team player?

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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But, I mean, look at the salary,

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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So why didn't you add it to the resume?

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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But in the end, really, what's gonna happen is

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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or be run over by a bus before the deadline.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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Don't take this the wrong way, but you should go for that job.

The Office (2005) - S02E05 Halloween

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What is that? What are you supposed to be?