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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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No, Michael.

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MICHAEL: Darryl, would you do the honors?

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Stanley, Michael's not here.

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It doesn't matter, Michael. Yes, it does.

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but Michael is actually killing it with Holly.

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Just spent two hours listening to Michael Klump.

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JIM: When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant,

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MICHAEL: This is how we're going to do it.

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Hey, Michael, I just scheduled lunch with a client,

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My girlfriend lives in New York,

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And eventually declare my love for her.

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Lunch with a girl from my hall. Uh-huh.

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I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt.

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I like to get in there and get my hands dirty.

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So, as it turns out, tonight is my nephew's tee ball game

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I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.

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Almost dropped you.

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You sabotaged me.

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Yes, you do.

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You don't know who your daddy is, do you?