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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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On the brighter side, you gained zero pounds.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Look at the outside of this building.

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I hate this worm inside of me.

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I don't know what those other fools were doing,

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No, this is about weight displacement.

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JIM: I can't believe I'm saying this,

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and maybe win this thing after all.

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No, no, no. This is your last meal.

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How? How are we going to do this?

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if we are going to win this thing.

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MICHAEL: This is how we're going to do it.

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give us a very good chance at winning this thing.

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Because you're kind of doing Michael Klump.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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People, this is not just about winning some extra vacation days.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Hey, you know what? I can't do this by myself, people!

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but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day

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You can eat a slice of your birthday cake.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Because it's your "making fun of fat people" character.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I think of him as more like a monster.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Five pounds. I'm asking each of you to lose five pounds.