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The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.4s

I'll make you kneel in cow manure and I'll abandon you in a beet field.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.6s

I hold in my hand a beet seed. Take it.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

4.5s

Look, man, I was in a frat in college, so I know what you're doing. I get it.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.1s

So, Dwight's the top salesman in the company

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.8s

A dime and a nickel.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.4s

I'm gonna put everything in terms of real dollars.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

4.6s

It's called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2s

RYAN: I have spent a year here.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.6s

Ryan, you don't have to wrestle him. Ryan, just get in the coffin.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.3s

How are you gonna cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.4s

It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.2s

Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.8s

One of them is not a nickel. What are they?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.8s

No. I said one of them is not a nickel.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.2s

Hey, Dwight, you're a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.2s

I'm gonna ask a lot of questions that all have positive answers.