YOU WERE-- YOU WERE-- OH NO, YOU WEREN'T. I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE!

BECAUSE IF I TOLD PEOPLE YOU WERE COMING, THEY MIGHT NOT SHOW UP.

- THAT THEY WERE INVITED? - I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE GOING.

- THAT'S GREAT. - WERE YOU THERE TOO?

- WHAT? - YOU WERE INTO OUR FRIDGE

IF ANYTHING, YOU WERE GOING TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT BEING A FISH OWNER OR SOMETHING.

LIKE WHEN YOU WERE WORKING ON "SEINFELD,"

NICE TO MEET YOU. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY.

IT GOT TO THIS PLACE WHERE YOU WERE

- YOU WERE IN BED WITH ME. - Susie/Jeff: WHAT?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND IF YOU TAKE LIQUID,

YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO--

SIR, YOUR ATTENTION HERE, SIR, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.

"IF YOU SEE THE WORD 'APRICOT,' IT MEANS IT'S OVER."

- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE ABOUT TO OFFER... - WELL, I WAS GONNA OFFER--

- I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GAY. - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- ...IF YOU HADN'T OFFERED ME BY NOW. - IT IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL

OKAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT IF YOU OR SHE ARE EATING APRICOTS AT THAT POINT?

I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEBODY'S GONNA OFFER ME LEMONADE. YOU WERE NOT GOING TO OFFER ME LEMONADE.

IF YOU HAD TOLD ME WHO WAS COMING TO THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE,