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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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- What do you do? - I'm a writer.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

1.8s

And they give it to another writer.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

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I heard somebody wants to be a writer.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

2.6s

So, it's 30 percent, is that what you're saying?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E10 The Grand Opening

2.9s

Glen-Rock!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

3s

- You're not leaving anything? - I'm giving the waiter 30 percent.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E02 The Anonymous Donor

1.7s

JACKING OFF TO CLARA, HUH?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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And that writer doesn't let you even look at your baby.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E03 Trick or Treat

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The whole process is different if you're just a writer for hire...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E03 The Reunion

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( Rock music playing )

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E10 The Grand Opening

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Glen... Glen-Rock!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E10 The Bat Mitzvah

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A SUCCESSFUL WRITER-PRODUCER WHO PUTS GERBILS UP HIS ASS FOR FUN.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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And here is a 30 percent tip, and he gets the whole thing.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

3s

Jack, I'm fine. Trust me, I'm fine.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E06 The Wire

1.4s

It's 9:30 for us.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S05E05 Lewis Needs a Kidney

2.8s

Yeah, I was at a Jack in the box.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E05 Vow of Silence

2.9s

Okay, when is the last time you jacked off?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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I did. I left my credit card here. I just had to run in for 30 seconds.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E08 The N Word

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- OKAY, I'LL TAKE THE 8:30. - Terrific.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E06 The Wire

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It's a 10:30 cut-off.