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The Whale

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It's not like I'm smoking meth or anything.

The Whale

3.2s

he's just some worthless 19th century faggot.

The Whale

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I have some pamphlets that I think would...

The Whale

2.2s

when some woman was out preaching or whatever,

The Whale

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I'll put them in some water, (puts bottle down)

The Whale

2.6s

You're just like my teachers.

The Whale

1.8s

What I don't like about religion

The Whale

2.7s

There's, like, 20, 30 more in here.

The Whale

3.3s

$120,000? Something like that. I'd have to check.

The Whale

1.6s

It's honestly... It's a little sad.

The Whale

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So... it's...

The Whale

1.9s

(sobbing) Why are you fucking with me like this?

The Whale

1.9s

But, Ellie, it's important.

The Whale

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I did read it.

The Whale

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Do you have it?

The Whale

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and she sent it.

The Whale

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You don't have to read it out loud. Just rewrite it.

The Whale

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I'm gonna masturbate to it.

The Whale

1.6s

It's a really good essay.

The Whale

2.6s

It's overwritten, and dumb, and repetitive.