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The Whale

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It was kind of a problem.

The Whale

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it's actually just a bunch of bullshit.

The Whale

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because your parents told you a bunch of lies about it.

The Whale

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It's honestly... It's a little sad.

The Whale

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So... it's...

The Whale

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But, Ellie, it's important.

The Whale

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I did read it.

The Whale

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Do you have it?

The Whale

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and she sent it.

The Whale

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You don't have to read it out loud. Just rewrite it.

The Whale

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Can I have one of these?

The Whale

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"And I felt saddest of all

The Whale

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I'm gonna masturbate to it.

The Whale

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It's a really good essay.

The Whale

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in favor of a more all-encompassing...

The Whale

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I kind of hate you. (chuckling) Yeah.

The Whale

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It's overwritten, and dumb, and repetitive.

The Whale

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Read it to me. (grunts) What?

The Whale

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You'll help if you read it.

The Whale

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It's what I do for my job.