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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I'm not even joking. It's fantastic.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.3s

- You're absolutely correct. - But we've just started dating.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

I have to go. I have a piano lesson.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

No, you're only saying you learned a lesson because I said I learned a lesson.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

I know for a fact you did not learn a lesson.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

- I need a ride. It's an emergency. - You want a ride?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

I thought you were a baseball player.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

I need a ride. I don't want the fucking ball now.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- I'll pay for a cab. - I don't want to take a cab.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.5s

I ask for a little ride across town.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.5s

You I can understand. You've been married a long time.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

What was I doing? 'Cause somebody has a loving wife

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

4.7s

and I picked up a little something for somebody's birthday.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

- You know, we just... - I thought you were a professional.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

I need a ride. My cousin's building is on fire.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

Larry, I don't want a fucking limousine! Just open the fucking door.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

- Just a little taste? - Nope, you made a mistake.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

I can't drive. I can't focus.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

- I'm a little surprised. - Why?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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You can't catch a goddamn toss?