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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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They can't hear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I mean, I look at her. I can't imagine she even has sex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

Tell you something? I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- I thought you said it was imminent. - It was.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You see those two ladies I got showing? Do they look scared?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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What am I doing? I'm dating a woman who happens to be sponsoring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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All I do is get past the first phone call and I'm home free.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- It completely turned her off. - Well, I can see that.

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- Everything's finished here. - I told him he'd never make it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Why do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pant size?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

Now, why? Why do we think...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Do the bums ever complain, Soup again?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You never run out, do you? Where's Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- What? It didn't bother her? - No, she said it was fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me.