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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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What am I doing here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I didn't know you meant hold it. I thought you meant hold it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- Off the wagon? - I think it's off the wagon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I don't think she'd notice. Can you see it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- Can you see it? - It's hard to pretend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Do you want to stand there having people going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...because it was cheaper?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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All you have to do is meet him. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I need knives. I need more knives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I mean, look, I have no clothes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- You stopped by just to give it to me? - It's your Christmas present.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I would say...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Well, what do you think, they put the statue on a giant raft...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I could lose my job. I gotta keep her quiet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I had a 103 temperature when I bought that sweater.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I was so dizzy, I was seeing red dots everywhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...when the nipple makes its first appearance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I couldn't afford anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time.