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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I can't breathe. It's like a drug.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You can't. It's impossible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I can't believe this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and I know I can't go any further, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...so I said to myself, Marlene, just do it. And I jumped in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need it for after you read it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Am I a bad person? Did I do something terrible?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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There's this voice inside me going, You're doing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why do people do that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I had to. - He didn't do anything, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- It's a scam. Who told you to do that? - It was embarrassing to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- He can't kill me, right? - You're a human being.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If you'd answered me, I wouldn't have had to do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- No, taste it. - I don't want cantaloupe now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...he takes it back. - I don't return fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So, what did you do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I have a general idea what it was.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She called me. I never called her. She started it.