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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You know, it just goes on and on without a break in the wall.

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And then it's, Jerry...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Fruit's a gamble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You're a cashier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I could take a guess.

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Well, it's a first visit.

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

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You sit there and you got your little magazine.

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...and I know I can't go any further, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

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Am I supposed to wear a kerchief...

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I can't breathe. It's like a drug.

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- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I was trying to make a point.

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- Taste this. - No, I just had a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- No. - Leave a message. I'll call you back.