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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's a guy outside, and he's a nutjob, and he's waiting to beat me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I got up and came to work. - There's a show. That's a show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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How is that a show?

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Vomiting is not a deal-breaker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...it is a social faux pas...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...is to preserve a brain whose judgment is so poor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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This is a pretty bad deal for Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to buy an old lamp, and suddenly I'm getting them out of a jam.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The parakeet in the mirror. That is a good one, Stu.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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If you could just walk me outside and wait till I get into a cab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So everybody I know is a character on the show.

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This guy's a writer. He's a total nut.

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And she was pretty wild.

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They wear suits and ties.

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And even more than that...

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You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You have a girlfriend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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A show about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It's a long story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- And it's about nothing. - Absolutely nothing.