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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She's only upset when she finds out...

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- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

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- She told you she doesn't like me? - Yes.

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...so she gets a window into his non-date personality.

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She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.

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- She stayed over? - Yeah.

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She didn't like me.

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- She said that? - Yes.

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- She's the best. - Tonight's the night.

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

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Yeah, I know. She just wants to have sex.

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- Well, get somebody else. - Nobody does it like she does.

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She doesn't like me. Now, Jerry, if you don't mind...

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

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You're a massage teaser.

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You're a lucky guy.

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And I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

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He feels it's a good personality showcase.

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- I was giving Kramer a massage. - Kramer.

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But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate.