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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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You mean my crime of passion?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm not eating anything in the vicinity of that book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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As opposed to a spirited bout of skanko Roman wrestling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Yeah. I even got an idea out of it. The detox poncho.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, you know, 85 percent of all homeless-rickshaw businesses fail...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, that ought to keep you busy for a couple of days, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, you just lost a lot of business because I love to read.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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So this book will tell me how to get puke out of cashmere?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Oh, right, the big party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...within the first three months.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-Flagged? -It's been in the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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It says that on the computer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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He's over there in the overcoat.

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I don't read in the bathroom.

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-So the worst is over? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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The one she danced at last year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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He's clean and I'm the office hero.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Oh, the drunken make-out. An office classic.