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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Nice tie. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Well, if it's any consolation, I did get her number.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Well, if she splits the atom, I'll let it slide.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- Well, why not? - I don't wanna get into the physics of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Yeah, well, until this bill is paid, the food court is closed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...is to just let her be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Because it's very hard to get compliments...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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I'm flattered you'd appeal to my wisdom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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I've got to un/ock this mystery.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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And that's the job of clothes. To get compliments for us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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You said you'd give the bike to whoever fixes your neck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Roughly seven stitches a beating, and, eventually, seven years to life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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It would have to be someone who hasn't heard the story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- Your friend needs some help. - The only way to really help her...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colours up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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I love it when people are complimented on their clothes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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And they accept the compliment as if it was about them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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The compliment is for the tie. It's not for you. But we take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...based on your human qualities. Right? Let's face it.