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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Well, there's one way to check. Where there's Chinese food...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-That's disgusting. -Well, that's my final offer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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As opposed to, say...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Okay, fine. What do I have to do to put you in this van today?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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That guy Elaine's dating seems really familiar to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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What if I decided that it's silly to have a van because, you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Chinese food. -There's my Chinese food.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I gotta run.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Who was it? -I did a show for a car dealership.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-They're getting me a new Saab. -What about your old car?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Couldn't get Kramer's blood out of it? -No. The engine clotted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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You know who set this whole thing up? Frank Merman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Never liked that guy. -Why? He's harmless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-He was not the summer you. -Yeah.

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Besides, you had a summer me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Whitey Fisk, the guy who snuck you into Last Tango in Paris.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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So you never saw Last Tango in Paris?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-No. -Too bad, it was erotic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Why don't you just throw them out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I need one of those old-looking phones.