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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- Your friend needs some help. - The only way to really help her...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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I'm flattered you'd appeal to my wisdom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...precludes my getting involved.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...it cannot be swayed by pity, emotion or human compassion of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Or does she have a c/oset fu/ of these /ik e Superman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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It's Mickey Mantle, Jerry. My idol.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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She never changes. Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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We'll go down. Me in my same clothes, you in different clothes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...is to just let her be.

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Because it's very hard to get compliments...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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I've got to un/ock this mystery.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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And that's the job of clothes. To get compliments for us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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You said you'd give the bike to whoever fixes your neck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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It would have to be someone who hasn't heard the story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Roughly seven stitches a beating, and, eventually, seven years to life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colours up.