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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

My hands are tied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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That's Lorraine from my uncle's office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Where am I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I know this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I don't know her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You know what I mean? I would think you'd be like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...I give you 50 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I realize this is extremely embarrassing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Really? I thought things were going okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Yeah, I wanna get into a rumble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- I shouldn't even tell you. - Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Should I do it, George? - For 50 bucks?