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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...production of a Woody Allen movie that was shooting up the block.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...could you die from the odour? - An overdose of odour. Good question.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- They cross the wires or something. - Cross the wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Sid left the keys in the car. - Who's Sid?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You raise the feet, get blood to the head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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How's the pasta over there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Sid left the keys in the car. All right, I gotta go. Drive carefully.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's the week after this Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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That's why you have the reservation.