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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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A fire.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- This is gonna take a couple of days. - That's okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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A little smudgy."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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That's a bitch, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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"That was a hell of a delivery, I'll tell you that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I'll have a small plain vanilla in a cup to go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Actually come out of the birth canal and go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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...and now it sort of moves involuntarily.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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You stub your toe and say, "Consarnit"...

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It's got a remarkable texture.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- ...for a week. - Well, let's start the insanity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I was just born. They're a little...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Wait a second. Maybe it's that yogurt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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He's gonna think you're a mental patient.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Yeah, there was a fire in my apartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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What the hell is " consarnit" anyway?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I haven't done it since, and I would never do it again.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I'm telling you, I got a whole new Tonight Show here.