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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So, what did you do?

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What do you need them for?

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What do you need it for after you read it?

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My act? What does that have to do with anything?

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Why do people do that?

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...so I said to myself, Marlene, just do it. And I jumped in.

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

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I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car.

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

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I'll tell you what.

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You don't want them doing anything...

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...doesn't mean we shouldn't stay friends.

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What about trying to get off the phone?

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I wonder what he's got.

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

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I know that going in.

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Do they scalp tickets to these things?

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- We'll go together. - Please, they don't do anything.

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- I had to. - He didn't do anything, Jerry.