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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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But I went to the funeral.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, who has a funeral on a Wednesday?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- You gonna go to the funeral Friday? - Yeah, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

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My real funeral's not gonna come close to this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out, Mrs. Costanza...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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So I don't know if I got a funeral hello...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I didn't really get a good hello. But I was at a funeral.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...I'll have to get someone to ghost-read it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Most men like working on things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Tools, objects, fixing things. This is what men enjoy doing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway working on something with tools...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...how all the other men in the neighbourhood...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...are magnetically drawn to this activity?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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They just come wandering out of the house like zombies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Men... It's true. Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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They go running up to the living-room curtain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there.