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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Like having chocolate rubbed over your face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Sex wasn't so good? - No. Sex was fabulous.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, it's no secret what's going on between us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah, I know. She just wants to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They like having meat in their hands, these people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You need to talk? - We have nothing to talk about.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me.