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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Great day in the morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How you gonna get in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't get involved in this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Isn't that a coincidence?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think I may be in love with this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Did you call me a wuss?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- What is that? - It's a lovely song.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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But you know as soon as she gets in, she's going for that machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Why do we have to leave? - I can't call a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.