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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.8s

So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.8s

...in the soft-serve machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.6s

I have no confidence in you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.9s

In fact, I enjoy being the theater cutup.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.4s

I'll hide you in one of the emergency buttons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.6s

Hold on a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3s

...that maybe there's someone in your life who deserves it more.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.8s

You know, Jerome, I can understand what Valerie sees in you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.5s

Yeah, I got a good laugh.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.8s

--you know, make a good impression.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.1s

Don't be such a child, Jerome.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3s

Yeah, the speed dial's like a relationship barometer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.7s

I think that I was in that theater. That was really funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.8s

Jerome, I have a deliciously naughty idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.9s

He's wearing a flesh-toned body stocking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.6s

What you doing with a pricing gun?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.2s

-I'm gonna go put these in some water. -I like the way you think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.1s

A short, stocky, bald man is streaking across the field.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.3s

I've got Valerie on the other line. Just a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4s

Someone you've known, you know, more than a week.