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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- They cross the wires or something. - Cross the wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Sid left the keys in the car. - Who's Sid?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You raise the feet, get blood to the head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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How's the pasta over there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Sid left the keys in the car. All right, I gotta go. Drive carefully.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's the week after this Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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What should I do? Call the police?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Just slide it all the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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That's the time I need somebody there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Anyone know first aid? - Do something with the extremities.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Hey, you seen the paper yet? - Interestingly enough, no...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."